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Wrap yourself in a blend of cozy warmth and quirky humor with this charming hoodie. The front features a delightful design of a small penguin, looking content and cheerful in its striped winter beanie. The top of the hoodie proudly declares, "I'M NOT SHORT," with the punchline "I'M PENGUIN SIZED" written below the adorable illustration. This hoodie is perfect for anyone who loves penguins, has a great sense of humor, or just appreciates a playful twist on a common phrase. It's a fun and lighthearted way to stay warm.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• Front pouch pocket
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

IM NOT SHORT Unisex Hoodie
$48.50
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• Front pouch pocket
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
S | 27 | 20 |
M | 28 | 22 |
L | 29 | 24 |
XL | 30 | 26 |
2XL | 31 | 28 |
3XL | 32 | 30 |
4XL | 33 | 32 |
5XL | 34 | 34 |